Proclaimer Blog
What to do with your guitar
Just been flicking through Jeremy Fletcher's Rules for Reverends. Some are laugh out loud funny. Some are remarkably insightful. Some (mostly to do with Anglican hierarchy, I just don't get: E.g. Rural Deans. Not Rural. Not Deans.
Obviously.)
This, however, is possibly my favourite:
Most people's worst nightmare is a vicar with a guitar. This situation is helpfully relieved by saying. 'I know I am your worst nightmare – a vicar with a guitar.' When tuning up, give them a bit of 'All right now' (Free) or 'Thunderstruck' (AC/DC). It works for me.